Meet Gaetan

All right, let's start out with the confession. Gaetan is not his real name. His real name, however, is not a real name either, so we will continue to call him Gaetan.

He's a gay man of a certain age. Okay, of several certain ages, depending on whether he has remembered to roll back the odometer on the various web sites on which he maintains a profile. Let us just say that his working age seems to be functioning rather well, making it either 'age appropriate' or a 'working it' age. No matter, because we don't care as much about the age as we do about the adventures.

Gaetan speaks a foreign language much better than he does one of the two official languages of the country (I will leave you to decide which), but he seems to get by in that one, too. Don't worry for yourselves, dear readers, as I will faithfully present those adventures and any side stories in English for your reading comfort.

His adventures tend to be of a sexual nature — at least most of the ones that will presented here — so the faint of heart should probably read these sitting down, if at all. I will avoid the lure of vulgarity in my own recounting of these stories as much as is humanly possible, but there are no iron-clad guarantees in life and this undertaking is not an exception to that rule.

So, to sum up our first instalment in the form of a haiku:

Gaetan's not his name;
he has an active sex life

about which I'll write.